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Our latest poll asked the lucky users of this free Vital Colchester fanzine if they preferred bog-standard sports reporting or something with a sharp-eyed sarcastic bite. Here`s what you said...

If sarcasm is the lowest form of whit, what are the others? Be damned if we know. Anyway, our latest on-site poll put to the test the new reporting style recently adopted by Vital U`s, following a previous two-and-half years of fully straight-laced Colchester United converge.

You can go elsewhere for that style of reporting. Can and frequently do - or did.

Not now - where but Vital would an average Colchester fan find such entertaining writing for less than it cost Notts County to strip us of midfielder Johnnie Jackson this afternoon? And darn those who said they'd seen more pointed prose scrawled on the wall of a public toilet!

This change in style is long overdue we feel, as Vital Colchester slips the belt belonging to our serious trousers down a notch... soon we`ll be in Col U-crested shorts!

And if you don't like our new content? Please join, clicking at the bottom of the page, our growing list of active users so you can voice an opinion! Silver surfers and young bucks alike are all welcome - could you be our next contributor?

Please help our bereft site member, OoohJohnnieJackson, who is at a loss upon hearing of Jackson`s departure - the next vote on asks you to help choose his new sign-in name.

  • What the poll asked - Vital U's New Reporting Style:-

  • How you voted - is good! A fanzine is the place for opinions!, 80%, is bad - go back to simple stuff, 20%

    Before we move on what are your thoughts on what the last poll concluded? You know what to do, thoughts below please guys...


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    Writer:Matt_Us
    Date:Monday August 17 2009
    Time: 11:25PM
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    Thanks for voting on this guys! The opitons for: OoohJohnnieJackson = A) Super, Super Kev, Super Kevin Lisbie, B) Johnny White, White, White, C) He scored against the scum, he'll get another one, Scott Vernon or D) Something else!
    Matt_Us
    17/08/2009 23:42:00
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    Good stuff! Onwards and Upwards for Vital Colchester!
    StevieG Col U
    21/08/2009 21:33:00
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